Monday, November 26, 2012

MEOW! Presents: BELIEVE IT, PEOPLE: An Extended Thought on the Absolutely Wonderful RISE OF THE GUARDIANS!



November 26th, 2012

MEOW!

Reader, I was probably like you when you saw the advertisements for Rise of the Guardians. It looked uninteresting, downright bizarre, and possibly a little too scary for younger audiences. When I first saw the teaser poster on ComingSoon.net, I thought it was a joke. THIS is the type of animation that Dreamworks was displaying for a wide audience? It almost felt like that it was inspired by a low-rent animated Ten Commandments that was released five years ago.



Well, OK, maybe not that bad, but you get the jist.

To make matters even more drastic for Dreamworks, a few weeks before the release of this film, Disney released Wreck-It Ralph, which I still consider to be one of the most delightful films I've ever seen in my life. As I've said before, it was a fireworks display of creativity, imagination, and wonder--something that Disney was all about in the past when they produced The Hunchback of Notre Dame and Beauty and the Beast in the 90s. So as you can see, I came into Guardians rather biased and selfish after seeing something so marvellous and wonderful as Wreck-It Ralph.



Then, I realized something kind of crucial about Dreamworks: whenever it came to marketing their films, such as How to Train Your Dragon and Kung Fu Panda 2, they've always ended up being the opposite from what I cynically expect. They are truly wonderful films that always need the optimistic word-of-mouth in order to become a success in the future. It's a real shame that, in this economy, it needs to be like this--the fact that one person has to spread the word in order to assure moviegoers that they get their money's worth.



Look, folks. I'm not a professional film critic along the lines of somebody like Roger Ebert or Gene Shalit. I'm like you. I actually pay for every movie I go to see, and I write my reviews because, well, I have a passion for writing something like this. It allows me to express and share my thoughts with you whether you're looking for entertainment or understanding. That said, I'm a curious and optimistic moviegoer, and I take a chance on discovering the wonders of cinema so that you could possibly have the same experience as I had (That, and there's Rotten Tomatoes, but oh-ho-ho has it been wrong before.).

Which leads me to why I'm going to become that one person for a few minutes, and ask that you take a chance on believing in the power of imagination once again. Not too long ago, I took a chance by paying $11 to see Rise of the Guardians in 3-D with my good friend Sarah Veilleux (I call her Kitty. You'd probably understand if you've seen Monsters, Inc.). She was extremely excited to see this film, while I was more excited about seeing Wreck-It Ralph a fourth time afterwards. Still, I remained cautiously optimistic that it would be a good time at the movies.



About ninety minutes later, the credits roll, a song called "Still Dream" starts to play, and the tears of joy start to form in my eyes.

It's not a sad film. It's not Toy Story 3 where you are forced to say goodbye to your own childhood and never look back. Instead, it's a film that understands what it means to have a childhood. Any adult who grew up believing in either Jack Frost (Jack--Chris Pine) Santa Claus (North--Alec Baldwin), the Easter Bunny (Bunnymund--Hugh Jackman), the Tooth Fairy (Tooth--Isla Fisher), and/or the Sandman (Sandman--uh...Sandman) will understand the message it's trying to teach to children, and unless if they have seen something like The Polar Express, they might be processing that message for the first time in their lives. It's an absolutely beautiful thing to give. I guess that's why this was released during Thanksgiving.


I would dare say that Rise of the Guardians is one of the best children's films to be released in the past decade. I emphasize the word children because that's exactly what the target audience is for this film. This film understands children. It understands their hopes, their fears, and above all else, their ability to dream every night when they go to sleep. What they believe is the complete opposite of what anyone over the age of 12 believes. They still view the world as a hopeful place--an opportunity to have an adventure whether it is playing with their imagination in the backyard, or reading a book such as "Rainbow Fish," where it can take them under the sea and back before the day is done.



As for you adults...well, I must admit that it will depend on your ability to release the child within you. If "Still Dream" has the ability to form tears in your eyes by the end of the film, then I think it has done its job. At that point, you realize that you can still hear the bell ringing after all. You can still feel as if you can fly through the air, even if you're just walking around flapping your wings inside your house. Most of all, as the end credit song encourages, you can 'still dream.' Even when a nightmare seems to loom around your doorway, a dream can appear and become something entirely different. Something beautiful.

I can't imagine seeing Rise of the Guardians being filmed in live-action. Unless if an insanely talented artist worked on a live-action project of this concept, there's no way a film like this would be suited for a realistic environment. Animation seemed like the proper choice when creating a film like this. Along with Wreck-It Ralph, there's an astonishing amount of freedom that is exploited through the creative imagination of its animation. And man, if there's one thing that Dreamworks knows what to masterfully create, it's a 3-D experience that is nothing short of miraculous! A day before seeing Guardians, I saw Life of Pi in the 3D format, and while it was used exceptionally well at times, I was constantly searching for a purpose as to how the 3D fit with the overall theme it was trying to send. With Guardians, its purpose was clear from the moment I was trying to reach for the snowflake coming toward my nose. It's one of the best uses of 3-D animation I've ever seen in a film, and some of the best animation of snow I've ever seen.



The story? It's about as simple as childhood itself, which I think is kind of the point. So many animated films I have seen in the past few years--with a few exceptions--have been so obsessed on making it heavy for such a young audience, that it feels like they are being introduced to the cold, cynical world of reality a little too early. Not the case here. In fact, my skepticism flew out the window when we meet the Boogeyman (Pitch Black--Jude Law). Before seeing this film, I was worried that the Boogeyman and his league of black beauties (horsies) would make the parents pay for their child's therapy bills. Unless if they are really, and I mean REALLY impressionistic children, there is absolutely nothing to worry about. If they know that the Guardians will always be there to protect them, then parents, congratulations, you may be earning yourself a few extra hours of sleep for the next few months!



That being said, the writers have not sidestepped some rather bold and mature topics, even if  they are simple enough for children to understand them. For instance, Jack Frost lives alone in a normal town full of children who never seem to notice him because, well, nobody believes in him as much as North or Bunnymund. There are three traits children have that question their existence: a.) they feel as if they are lonely and that there is no one to talk to, b.) they feel as if no one believes them in an intensely difficult situation, and c.) they feel as if they're invisible, and anybody would look through them as outcasts. Any child who sees this film will probably relate the most to Jack, and once they see what caused him to become Jack Frost, the amount of inspiration they will have afterwards could be overwhelming.  

Jack Frost also knows how to have fun when performing such a difficult task as saving the world from the Boogeyman. That's another moral it isn't afraid to throw at your face, which is that it's alright to have fun. And this film. is. F.U.N. When we are introduced to the Guardians, it almost plays out like a series of breathless 3-D tracking shots. Then there's a moment when Jack creates a snow day for the children of the town, and Jacks helps a boy named Jamie (Dakota Goyo) ride his sleigh through the ice like a motion simulator. And then there's the climax and the final sequence afterwards. Yeah, it must've been in 3D, because the chills were all over my body at that point. Without giving too much away, think of The Avengers.



DRAT! I thought I would get away with writing this review without having to use The Avengers as a reference.



Rise of the Guardians is a sur--sorry, wrong flick.



Rise of the Guardians is a surprise on nearly every level. It's not only one of the best animated films to come out this year, but also one of the best films of the year in general. It's visually breathtaking, has fantastic themes for children, and above all else, it allows the young and young at heart to "still dream" once again.  If you've already seen Wreck-It Ralph about twenty-thousand times in theaters (twenty-thousand-and-one eventually for me), please support Dreamworks by seeing this wonderful film; it's one of their best films to date. I plan on seeing it again sometime soon.

Until next time,

MEOW!

And because you've all been so nice during this review, here is a gift for you all. Happy Holidays! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTy0sOb3nsI

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

A sampling of USHER--The Musical

November 20th, 2012

MEOW!

(Robert sniffs the air)

Joey: Robert, what is it?

Robert: I smell (sniff) something.

Joey: Something?

Robert: No wait. (sniff) I smell...Taco Bell.

Joey: Taco Bell?

Robert: Hold the phone! (sniff sniff sniiiiiiiiiiff) A.T.C.

Joey: Wh-- (Realizing who this person is) Oh no.

Robert: A.

Joey: T?

(The Angry Theatre Critic enters with an entrance...rather angrily with whip and beef burrito in hand. NOTE: This character is a man portrayed by a woman.)

Angry Theatre Critic: C, which stands for crack, which is what I'm about to do with my whip! (Cracks whip)

Joey + Robert: THE ANGRY THEATRE CRITIC! (Hugs each other in fright.)

A.T.C.: Why, hello Joanne and Roberta. Long time, no see, eh? (Eats the rest of her..uh..his beef burrito)

Joey: What do you want, A.T.C? If that IS your real name.

A.T.C.: I must speak to your house manager.

Robert: Cathy's not here as of this--

A.T.C.: I MUST SEE HER NOW. I'VE NOW COMPLETED MY DELICIOUS BEEF BURRITO, SO I AM NOW ASKING POLITELY FOR A WENDY'S FROSTY! FROSTY? (Cracks whip)

(Random usher brings a Wendy's frosty to her...ahem...him, and then leaves in panic. He/she then tastes the frosty.)

A.T.C.: Mmm...cold. Just like me. (Evil Laugh) I kill.

(Cathy enters.)

Cathy: Alright, I heard screaming, what is going o-- (She notices the A.T.C.). You.

A.T.C.: We've got some business to take care of, Bacon.

Cathy: My last name is not Bac--

A.T.C.: IT'S BACON! (Cracks Whip)

Cathy (whimpers): OK. What business?

A.T.C.: Well, I've read the lineup for this upcoming season at the performing arts center. All seem to be very well-chosen events, such as the Shaolin Warriors, the Ballet Folklorico, and Sylvia. What a wonderful bitch. (GASPS from all of the ushers and Kathy) Oh SHUT IT! (Cracks whip.) YOU ALL KNEW I MEANT FEMALE DOG. IT'S IN THE CONTEXT. GOSH, YOU ARE ALL HYPOCRITES! HYPOCRITES, I SAY! BAH! (Brief pause) Anywho...all seem to be perfectly valid. But you seem to be missing one teeny, tiny tim. Do you know who that teeny, tiny tim might possibly be, Bacon?

Cathy: Let me guess...Tiny Tim?

A.T.C.: Oh, you silly girl.

Cathy: I'm a woman, just so you kn--

A.T.C. YOU'RE A SIX-YEAR OLD AND YOU WILL LIKE IT, YOU SILLY GIRL! (Cracks whip.)

Cathy (whimpers again): Justin Bieber?

A.T.C.: Why, how did you guess Baby? (Evil Laugh) I kill.

Robert: No wait, you're kidding, right? Justin Bieber is one of the worst influences in entertainment histor--

A.T.C.: ARE YOU EVEN QUESTIONING THE MAGICAL WONDERS OF JUSTIN BIEBER?

Robert: Sure am! He's nothing more than just a hip-hop wannabe Beatle-Boy.

(As the A.T.C. gets closer and more intimidating, Robert starts to shrink until A.T.C reaches him and pokes him on the shoulder. Robert cries as if there is no tomorrow.)

Joey: Robert, are you alright?!

Robert: Alright??? I'm past the poke of no return! If I get another poke, I'm done for!

Joey (to A.T.C.): How could you? You know that Robert has a psychological disorder called 'DaPoka?' It's highly dangerous!

A.T.C.: EVEN THOUGH I'M THE unpaid ANGRY THEATRE CRITIC, I AM ALSO A CUSTOMER, AND WHEN BACON OVER THERE SAYS THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT, SHE IS 1,956% CORRECT ALL. OF. THE. TIME! (Cracks whip) Now then, back to business. A metaphorical curse is laid upon you all who work at this dump. One way or another, Justin Bieber will become a part of this upcoming slate of events, and if you do not attempt to retrieve him by the time he is forced to perform, which is, I don't know, the night of October 5th...

Robert: October 5th? That's one week, from now!

A.T.C.: SHUT IT, ROBERTA! I'M HERE TO CREATE PLOT! (Cracks whip as Roberta--er, Robert whimpers.) Anywho, if he does not perform on the night of October 5th, this performing arts environment will recieve a passionately negative review courtesy of yours truly.

Joey: But that's impossible. You can't just write a passionately negative review for something we fail to bring to the line-up of this season's events.

A.T.C.: SILENCE, JOANNE! YOU'RE MESSING UP THE MEAT OF THE STORY! (Cracks whip)

Cathy: And if we do happen to retrieve him?

(A.T.C. laughs hisAHEMher evil laugh)

A.T.C.: Oh, you silly girl. This is reality. Even in the most fantastical of adventures, the nature of reality sets to rise like the evening sun. Ya know, around 9pm.

Cathy: Uh...meaning?

A.T.C.: The odds of retrieving Justin Bieber in Hollywood, a town full of insignificant tots as of this moment, are 927 to 1. And speaking of 927, I might as well get started early with writing the 927th negative review of my career. Enjoy your time at your jobs, ladies (points to Joey and Rob) and...meh...gentleman (points to Cathy), because in more than a week, you'll become nothing more than what you are as of this moment.

Joey: And that would be?

A.T.C.: What else? Human. (Evil laugh) Take care, my foes. (Cracks whip)

Sunday, November 18, 2012

MEOW! Presents: The Fantastically (Un)Official 58 Favorite Animated Films List!

November 18th, 2012

MEOW!

58.) Rio



57.) Hoodwinked



56.) The Spongebob Squarepants Movie



55.) The Road to El Dorado



54.) The Wild Thornberrys Movie



53.) Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron



52.) Treasure Planet



51.) The Great Mouse Detective



50.) Anastasia



49.) The Emperor's New Groove



48.) Howl's Moving Castle



47.) Aladdin



46.) Meet the Robinsons



45.) Shrek 2



44.) The Incredibles



43.) The Rescuers Down Under



42.) An American Tail



41.) The Little Mermaid



40.) A Bug's Life



39.) Tangled



38.) Cats Don't Dance



37.) A Goofy Movie



36.) The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh(1977)/Winnie the Pooh(2011)



35.) The Nightmare Before Christmas



34.) Flushed Away



33.) Hercules



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32.) Tim Burton's Corpse Bride



31.) ParaNorman



30.) Over the Hedge



29.) Kung Fu Panda



28.) Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs



27.) Pinocchio



26.) The Polar Express



25.) How to Train Your Dragon



24.) Fantasia/Fantasia/2000



23.) Mulan



22.) Kung Fu Panda 2



21.) Monsters, Inc.



20.) Lilo & Stitch



19.) Rango



18.) Toy Story 2



17.) Toy Story



16.) Bambi



15.) Tarzan



14.) Ratatouille



13.) Toy Story 3



12.) UP



11.) The Princess and the Frog



10.) Dumbo



9.) The Land Before Time



8.) Beauty and the Beast



7.) The Prince of Egypt



6.) The Lion King



5.) The Iron Giant



4.) Chicken Run



3.) Wreck-It Ralph (Yes. It's. THAT. GOOD.)



2.) The Hunchback of Notre Dame



1.) Finding Nemo (I love you, dad.)





Until next time,

MEOW!