MEOW'S MARCH MOVIE MUSICAL MADNESS Presents: MAMMA MIA, indeed....

March 21st, 2013

MEOW!



Mamma Mia, indeed...

Allow me to express myself through song:

I've not done a review since I don't know when
So I made up my mind, it must come to an end
Look at me now

Will I ever learn
I don't know how
But I suddenly lose control
There's a FIRE within my soul
Just one look and I can hear a 'ugh' ring
One more 'ugh' and I now know everything

{Obligatory Chorus}
Mamma Mia
Here I go again
My, my
How I can resist you
Mamma Mia
Does it show again
My, my
How I haven't missed you
Yes, I've been broken-hearted
Except for the day we've parted
Why, why,
Did I never let you go?
Mamma Mia
Now I really know
My, My
I should have really let you go

I've been grumpy   GET OUT OF HERE!

Anywho...

I've been grumpy and sad about the things that you do
I can't count all the times that I've told you we're through
And when you go, when you slam the door
I think you know that you won't be away too long
Don't you know that I'm certainly strong?
Just one look and I can hear an 'ugh' ring
One more 'ugh' and I now know everything

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{Obligatory Chooooohhhhhhhh MAMMA MIA. JUST DON'T WATCH THIS FILM. IT'S INSULTINGLY LAZY, JAMES BOND CAN'T SING, AND I HAVE A DREAM, A SONG TO SING, THAT THIS NIGHTMARE WAS JUST A FLUKE FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED. THAT'S RIGHT, IT WAS A FLUKE FOR JULIA CHILD (To be fair...she was good), JAMES BOND, COSETTE COSETTE (Eh...also good), BILL TURNER, MOLLY WEASLEY, AND OF COURSE, BEVERLY HOFSTADER, LEONARD'S MOTHER ON THE BIG BANG THEORY WHO SEEMED TO HAVE A THING FOR SHELDON COOPER. NO, SERIOUSLY. JUST WATCH "THE MATERNAL CAPACITANCE" FROM SEASON TWO. THE TENSION. IS. THERE!}

Whew...well Grumpy, what do you have to say about this?

 

-Sigh-

Well, I'd better go get ready for my Phantom of the Opera review...

Until next time,

MEOW!